I may be being pretty petty here, but this has infuriated me more than a contentious re-coupling on Love Island. Using my own experience, I can confirm that every time, that is EVERY SINGLE TIME, I have ordered a Vindaloo within an Indian Restaurant in the county of Warwickshire, I have had a variation of […]Read more "The Indian Restaurant Condescension"
This is quite frankly, an embarrassment. Do you remember, back in the day, when you strolled into Poundland, clutching your loose change, with that swagger, in the knowledge that you knew what you needed to get and you knew how much it’d be? Well long gone are those days, folks. Poundland is now a guessing […]Read more "Poundland? I think not."
Right, just a wee one from me. And it concerns ‘The Royal Wedding’ between ‘Arry and his new missus (because we haven’t already got bored of that, have we?) You see things on social media all the time, with people of different persuasions voicing their opinions on the matter. You’ve got the lefties chatting about […]Read more "My Issue with ‘The Royal Wedding’"
Righty ho. New segment time methinks. Let’s do some reviews of local fast-food gaffs, or as I like to call them, kebaberias. Myself and my noble steed were erring on the side of greedy last weekend and combined our hunger with initiative, deciding to order from the leaflet that was shoved through the door. ‘Pizza […]Read more "Scran Account E1 – ‘Pizza Omore’ – *** (Love the add-ons, but fundamentally questionable)"
This has just come to me. I wanted something to complain about, and I needn’t look any further than any coffee shop….ever. Now I love a cheeky coffee. Un latte is my tipple. A latte? A coffee that is almost completely milk, and notoriously un-masculine? For me? I know, shock horror. But coffee ain’t the […]Read more "The Coffee Shop Catastrophe"
This one is long, long overdue. It’s not something that everyone would notice, because as someone who is a pedestrian, traffic lights are absolutely smashing things. They allow you to cross the street, with open road ahead of you and with minimal chance of being run over by cars. However, there is a much more […]Read more "My Issue with Traffic Lights"
This a new one. A review for a taxi company. Now, as you can imagine, if it was a decent experience, there would be no need to comment further after the journey, but such was the rage which I felt (the red mist did indeed, descend), that I thought it was worth a cheeky post […]Read more "Victoria Cars Review – (**) ‘A Thoroughly Unpleasant Experience’"